It is Friday. Know what that means? It means I get to do a cop-out post where I use my friends' funniness to avoid writing! WHOOHOO!
Me: I don't really like the name Mary or Marie or Maria.
Sister: I'm going to tell Jesus that you don't like his mommy's name
Sister: and you won't get an Easter basket
Sister: and then I'll tell Maria who works for the sheriff's department and she'll arrest you when you come out to California for Memorial Day weekend
Sister: but that would be ok because I could talk her into putting you under house arrest
Sister: and you'd HAVE to stay at my house since you don't live here
Sister: and then you'd have to see me every single day! MUUAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sister: omg - did I just take that way too far!??!
Me: Omg, news headline: "A Teacher Accused of Teaching Class Drunk"
Justina: hahahahahaha
Justina: i want to be in that class
me: we could have taught that class
Justina: cha-ya
Me: so the model on la senza?
Sister: yeah?
Me: would like her hair and her body please
Me: and maybe the tank she is modeling, too
Sister: that almost made me want to put down the hershey's kiss I was eating for breakfast
Sister: but I didn't
Me: How was the live taping?
Lettie: AMAZING!
Me: I love that you loved jerry springer.
Lettie: Well anytime you get to chant "Toothless whore" is usually an amusing time
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Showing posts with label Cop-out Quotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cop-out Quotes. Show all posts
4.03.2009
10.17.2008
Empty head
Not much going on in my head today, at least not much worth writing. I don't seem to have any words! Maybe Mykala cut out my thoughts when she gave me my haircute last night (sidenote: haircute is a term coined by Kala on her blog. Fitting, since she gives a darn good one herself!)
Here are a few articles written by people who did have words and used them quite nicely, too.
First an article by Ryan Reynolds about running the New York City Marathon in honor of his father who has parkinsons diseason.
And then, a funny one I read in Oprah's magazine (I know, I know but my mom subscribes and since I'm too cheap to pay for my own magazines I just read other peoples leftovers). It answers questions women often ask from a man's perspective and it made me laugh out loud and go "awww."
And here are two cop-out quotes! My friends are funny.
Me: Did you know that women blink almost twice as often as men?
(pause)
Katie: Sorry, that made me blink.
Kelsey: I just read on msn that mpls-st. paul is rated 3rd in best cities for single people... YA right
Me: 3rd best in what...MN?!?
Kelsey: apparently in the us.... however, I beg to differ
Me: do they tell single people how to take advantage of that?
Kelsey: No, they don't tell us how. Apparently you have to go stand on a street corner naked
Me: That could work if you were holding a sign with your phone number on it
Kelsey: Well, I'm thinking that might it not be a bad option right now.
That's all I've got!
p.s. This morning for the first time since I got my un-haircute almost a month ago I actually smiled at my reflection. Thanks, Mykala, for loving me even though I "get a little sassy sometimes" and for making me feel pretty again.
Here are a few articles written by people who did have words and used them quite nicely, too.
First an article by Ryan Reynolds about running the New York City Marathon in honor of his father who has parkinsons diseason.
And then, a funny one I read in Oprah's magazine (I know, I know but my mom subscribes and since I'm too cheap to pay for my own magazines I just read other peoples leftovers). It answers questions women often ask from a man's perspective and it made me laugh out loud and go "awww."
And here are two cop-out quotes! My friends are funny.
Me: Did you know that women blink almost twice as often as men?
(pause)
Katie: Sorry, that made me blink.
Kelsey: I just read on msn that mpls-st. paul is rated 3rd in best cities for single people... YA right
Me: 3rd best in what...MN?!?
Kelsey: apparently in the us.... however, I beg to differ
Me: do they tell single people how to take advantage of that?
Kelsey: No, they don't tell us how. Apparently you have to go stand on a street corner naked
Me: That could work if you were holding a sign with your phone number on it
Kelsey: Well, I'm thinking that might it not be a bad option right now.
That's all I've got!
p.s. This morning for the first time since I got my un-haircute almost a month ago I actually smiled at my reflection. Thanks, Mykala, for loving me even though I "get a little sassy sometimes" and for making me feel pretty again.
9.19.2008
Gettin the heck outta Dodge
Ok, so I'm getting the heck out of St. Paul anyway. Off to visit the BFF in Iowa and I'm on the road for most of the day, hence the cop-out quotes post. I do want to say that these aren't just random quotes that I find floating around and decide to throw on here. The ones I post struck me in one way or another, as meaningful, insightful, or just plan ole funny. Some are from conversations with friends, others from books, famous people, etc etc etc.
Enjoy! I know I did.
(sidenote: if you have any quotes to share, send them my way, I love getting good ones!)
"Slackering is what makes us American." -Wade
"If we listened to our intellect, we'd never have a love affair. We'd never have a friendship. We'd never go into business, because we'd be too cynical. Well, that's nonsense. You've got to jump off cliffs all the time and build your wings on the way down." - Annie Dillard (author)
"I'm not hungry at all but I am bored...so I am starving." -Anneabellarina Satterstrom
Chat from Paul:
-So dad wanted to switch cars today. He is not at home. I am. He didn't specify which cars he would like to switch so I'm going to go ahead and take the Porshe
-Dang it
-He just walked in
-No Porshe
Not sure what the point is of having some decorative feathers sticking out of the back of your shoe, other than to make people think you've stood on a bird. - queen michelle's shoe blog
"Its so cold in Target I have to shave my legs everytime I leave." -a co-worker
"Love the moment. Flowers grow out of dark moments. Therefore, each moment is vital. It affects the whole. Life is a succession of such moments and to live each, is to succeed." - Sister Mary Corita Kent (artist and Sister of the Immaculate Heart of Mary)
"Hey Mom, Kelsey forgot to stop by and pick up and paint."
"How is that possible? I put it right outside the front door in plain view!"
"No, Mom, she forgot to stop by. It doesn't matter where you put it, if she wasn't there she wouldn't have seen it no matter what."
"Oh. Right."
From two emails at work:
"There is an email going around claiming to have something to do with webmail (please see below). It is NOT legitimate and please just delete it (on tipoff is they spell upgrade "Upgarde" in the subject line)."
"Oops. Thanks for catching this, Caley. I thought I had made the change. Always good to have two sets of eyes on these thinks."
"I just bought a state fair coupon book for $4!"
"Cool, Dad. Is that why you called me at work?"
"Lets see whats in here. Handmade llama dolls: $6 coupon. Henna kids: $4 off. bark cider: $1.50 off. OOO Pancake on a stick, $2 discount. Mini donuts: $2 off. Oooo, Crepes, large size $1.50 off.
"Dad, I don't know that I need to hear everything in the book right now, I'm working."
"Well so am I but I'm looking to see if there is anything you like. You like crepes, right?"
"Yes, but cheese curds are my favorite. Any coupons for those?"
"No, but crepes are $2 off."
"Thanks, Dad."
Breakroom Conversation
"Thats a pretty wrap...is it cold in your office?"
"No, I got dressed in the dark this morning and didn't notice until I just went to the bathroom that my shirt is completely sheer and you can see my entire black bra."
"That's...haha...I'm sorry, I don't mean to laugh."
"Oh its funny. I'm kicking this shirt to the curb. Literally. ARC comes tomorrow for donations."
Katie: joe is going to get me gatorade. what a nice boy
me: i want some too please lemon lime
(20 minutes later)
me: ok SERIOUSLY now i want one. hate you. jealous.
Katie: want one what? a gatorade or a slave?
me: um, for now a gatorate. long term goal--slave.
be of love (a little) more careful
than of everything
guard her perhaps only
A trifle less (merely beyond how very)
closely than nothing
remember love by frequent
anguish (imagine
her least never with most
memory)
give entirely each
forever its freedom
(dare until a flower,
understanding ceaselessly sunlight
open what thousandth why and
discover laughing)
- e. e. cummings, be of love (a little)
Enjoy! I know I did.
(sidenote: if you have any quotes to share, send them my way, I love getting good ones!)
"Slackering is what makes us American." -Wade
"If we listened to our intellect, we'd never have a love affair. We'd never have a friendship. We'd never go into business, because we'd be too cynical. Well, that's nonsense. You've got to jump off cliffs all the time and build your wings on the way down." - Annie Dillard (author)
"I'm not hungry at all but I am bored...so I am starving." -Anneabellarina Satterstrom
Chat from Paul:
-So dad wanted to switch cars today. He is not at home. I am. He didn't specify which cars he would like to switch so I'm going to go ahead and take the Porshe
-Dang it
-He just walked in
-No Porshe
Not sure what the point is of having some decorative feathers sticking out of the back of your shoe, other than to make people think you've stood on a bird. - queen michelle's shoe blog
"Its so cold in Target I have to shave my legs everytime I leave." -a co-worker
"Love the moment. Flowers grow out of dark moments. Therefore, each moment is vital. It affects the whole. Life is a succession of such moments and to live each, is to succeed." - Sister Mary Corita Kent (artist and Sister of the Immaculate Heart of Mary)
"Hey Mom, Kelsey forgot to stop by and pick up and paint."
"How is that possible? I put it right outside the front door in plain view!"
"No, Mom, she forgot to stop by. It doesn't matter where you put it, if she wasn't there she wouldn't have seen it no matter what."
"Oh. Right."
From two emails at work:
"There is an email going around claiming to have something to do with webmail (please see below). It is NOT legitimate and please just delete it (on tipoff is they spell upgrade "Upgarde" in the subject line)."
"Oops. Thanks for catching this, Caley. I thought I had made the change. Always good to have two sets of eyes on these thinks."
"I just bought a state fair coupon book for $4!"
"Cool, Dad. Is that why you called me at work?"
"Lets see whats in here. Handmade llama dolls: $6 coupon. Henna kids: $4 off. bark cider: $1.50 off. OOO Pancake on a stick, $2 discount. Mini donuts: $2 off. Oooo, Crepes, large size $1.50 off.
"Dad, I don't know that I need to hear everything in the book right now, I'm working."
"Well so am I but I'm looking to see if there is anything you like. You like crepes, right?"
"Yes, but cheese curds are my favorite. Any coupons for those?"
"No, but crepes are $2 off."
"Thanks, Dad."
Breakroom Conversation
"Thats a pretty wrap...is it cold in your office?"
"No, I got dressed in the dark this morning and didn't notice until I just went to the bathroom that my shirt is completely sheer and you can see my entire black bra."
"That's...haha...I'm sorry, I don't mean to laugh."
"Oh its funny. I'm kicking this shirt to the curb. Literally. ARC comes tomorrow for donations."
Katie: joe is going to get me gatorade. what a nice boy
me: i want some too please lemon lime
(20 minutes later)
me: ok SERIOUSLY now i want one. hate you. jealous.
Katie: want one what? a gatorade or a slave?
me: um, for now a gatorate. long term goal--slave.
be of love (a little) more careful
than of everything
guard her perhaps only
A trifle less (merely beyond how very)
closely than nothing
remember love by frequent
anguish (imagine
her least never with most
memory)
give entirely each
forever its freedom
(dare until a flower,
understanding ceaselessly sunlight
open what thousandth why and
discover laughing)
- e. e. cummings, be of love (a little)
7.29.2008
Cop-out Quotes
Sometimes when I'm feeling a little bit turned inside out and I don't quite have words, I steal other peoples' and just post some quotes/recent funny convos I've had. It is a bit of a cop-out but still enjoyable so oh well!
We were born
To stumble
And to learn
In a stardust
Covered universe
-Jakob Dylan
"Hey, my mom sent over a whole bunch of homemade enchiladas. Stop by for dinner?"
"Sounds tasty. Does that mean you're Mexican?"
"Um, no. It means I love Mexican food. And that my mom rocks. Duh."
(taken from www.overheardinminneapolis.com I may or may not have been the one who submitted it to the website. I'm not sayin, I'm just sayin)
"But If It’s True…:
Woman across the hall: 'Goldy Gopher has jock itch! (Pause) I shouldn’t say that about my favorite mascot.'
-Overheard by 'Good to know…'at a U of M office
"I have a feeling the two sugar packets I just dumped on each piece of toast somehow negates the health factor of using whole wheat bread."
Andy absorbed my early morning statement. "Do you have scientific research to back up that hypothesis?" he asked seriously.
"Yes," I responded authoritatively, "the growth rate of my ass confirms it undeniably."
"Hollywood is a place where they will pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss, and fifty cents for your soul." - Marylin Monroe
Caley: I made smores this weekend!
Dan: On a campfire?
Caley: Of course, what else do you make smores on?
Dan: The campfires here are kind of sparse soo here in philly we call our campfires "microwaves"
(Campfire at the cabin that Kelsey and I made without the help of any of the 7 boys who were there with us. It survived for hours through two thunderstorm downpours. We were proud.)
We were born
To stumble
And to learn
In a stardust
Covered universe
-Jakob Dylan
"Hey, my mom sent over a whole bunch of homemade enchiladas. Stop by for dinner?"
"Sounds tasty. Does that mean you're Mexican?"
"Um, no. It means I love Mexican food. And that my mom rocks. Duh."
(taken from www.overheardinminneapolis.com I may or may not have been the one who submitted it to the website. I'm not sayin, I'm just sayin)
"But If It’s True…:
Woman across the hall: 'Goldy Gopher has jock itch! (Pause) I shouldn’t say that about my favorite mascot.'
-Overheard by 'Good to know…'at a U of M office
"I have a feeling the two sugar packets I just dumped on each piece of toast somehow negates the health factor of using whole wheat bread."
Andy absorbed my early morning statement. "Do you have scientific research to back up that hypothesis?" he asked seriously.
"Yes," I responded authoritatively, "the growth rate of my ass confirms it undeniably."
"Hollywood is a place where they will pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss, and fifty cents for your soul." - Marylin Monroe
Caley: I made smores this weekend!
Dan: On a campfire?
Caley: Of course, what else do you make smores on?
Dan: The campfires here are kind of sparse soo here in philly we call our campfires "microwaves"
(Campfire at the cabin that Kelsey and I made without the help of any of the 7 boys who were there with us. It survived for hours through two thunderstorm downpours. We were proud.)
11.10.2005
Housekeeping on Facebook
So I decided it is time to delete some things that have been written on my facebook wall but some of them are so classic I feel they need to be preserved somewhere so here we go....finally utilizing this blog after how long? Yea...
Mykala wrote
at 12:34pm March 4th, 2005
THE BIG MAC IS MY FREAKIN' ADVISOR NOW!!! The following is a letter I wrote to God last night:
Dear God,
Please let the Big Mac still have a mullet.
Thank you,
Mykala
Nick wrote
at 3:04am March 5th, 2005
This is your long lost lover, sorry its been so long but better late than never. We might as well have been dating since we know so much about each other(including that which we wish we didnt know) but reguardless I want you to know that I am a better person for knowing you. You make me think about the actions i make in life and I love you so much for it and always will.
Lucas wrote
at 9:00pm March 9th, 2005
What up Caley...yeah, i have been hanging out with Oregon, Idaho, Utah, and Arizona quite a bit lately. Things are going well...and damn you seem pretty popular....atleast according to your wall messages...well, i'll be seeing ya around...i mean hell, we do share boarders.
- Nevada
Jordan wrote
at 3:38pm April 4th, 2005
i just needed to remind you: it is never appropriate to carwash an obie. the best advice is such that needs continual reminding. that's all... ~Jordan
Tony wrote
at 10:33am May 17th, 2005
i notice your quote says to kiss slowly.......kind of like im doing to your ear in that picture?? BOO YA
Alex Micek wrote
at 11:24pm September 19th, 2005
thank you for helping me meet my girlfriend!
later!
now they will be preserved for posterity. amen.
:end sidenote
Mykala wrote
at 12:34pm March 4th, 2005
THE BIG MAC IS MY FREAKIN' ADVISOR NOW!!! The following is a letter I wrote to God last night:
Dear God,
Please let the Big Mac still have a mullet.
Thank you,
Mykala
Nick wrote
at 3:04am March 5th, 2005
This is your long lost lover, sorry its been so long but better late than never. We might as well have been dating since we know so much about each other(including that which we wish we didnt know) but reguardless I want you to know that I am a better person for knowing you. You make me think about the actions i make in life and I love you so much for it and always will.
Lucas wrote
at 9:00pm March 9th, 2005
What up Caley...yeah, i have been hanging out with Oregon, Idaho, Utah, and Arizona quite a bit lately. Things are going well...and damn you seem pretty popular....atleast according to your wall messages...well, i'll be seeing ya around...i mean hell, we do share boarders.
- Nevada
Jordan wrote
at 3:38pm April 4th, 2005
i just needed to remind you: it is never appropriate to carwash an obie. the best advice is such that needs continual reminding. that's all... ~Jordan
Tony wrote
at 10:33am May 17th, 2005
i notice your quote says to kiss slowly.......kind of like im doing to your ear in that picture?? BOO YA
Alex Micek wrote
at 11:24pm September 19th, 2005
thank you for helping me meet my girlfriend!
later!
now they will be preserved for posterity. amen.
:end sidenote
3.20.2005
A Spring Break Convo
The following was an online conversation through AIM with one of my dear friends who is gone for spring break with some of his friends. It is amazing. You may want to sit down for this one (if you aren't already which you should be if you're at a computer which you must be if you're reading this post right? right.)
him: i drunak a beer in honor foyou at teh club we wera t
me: thank you. only 11 more to go right?
him: holy noly that is a lot
me: i deserve a 12pack
him: i'm coinmg home tomorrow
me: why?
him: that asw thate plan
him: today for gbreaksfast ;i hada screwdriver
him: for the OJ
me: you're pretty.
him: YOU ARE TEPRETY
me: ok i have to pack for california now
him: LOVER YOU
him: adios@!
:end sidenote
him: i drunak a beer in honor foyou at teh club we wera t
me: thank you. only 11 more to go right?
him: holy noly that is a lot
me: i deserve a 12pack
him: i'm coinmg home tomorrow
me: why?
him: that asw thate plan
him: today for gbreaksfast ;i hada screwdriver
him: for the OJ
me: you're pretty.
him: YOU ARE TEPRETY
me: ok i have to pack for california now
him: LOVER YOU
him: adios@!
:end sidenote
3.13.2005
just some lyrics?
Trouble -Dave Matthews
"Trouble
Don't you see
That in your bed
I find no sleep
I confess you came because of me
Trouble get behind me now
Trouble let me be
Cold wet stone
Deep river bed
Once so clean and clear now runs red
You know to well
Was me that called you here
Trouble get behind me now
Trouble let me be
Oh sweet day
Leave me behind
I will never call on you
Until the day I die
Pray your mercy shine on me
Pray your mercy shine
Here I stand
Head bowed for thee
My empty heart begs you
Leave me be
But I confess
You know too well
That I have fallen
Pray your mercy give to me
Pray your mercy shine
Trouble ??
Trouble thee
Let your mercy shine
Cold wet stone
River deep and red
Your cold heart beats inside my head
You know too well
It was me that brought you here
Ohhh trouble get behind me now
Trouble let me be
I pray your mercy shine on me
Trouble let me be"
Hmmmmm....thats all i've got.
:end sidenote
"Trouble
Don't you see
That in your bed
I find no sleep
I confess you came because of me
Trouble get behind me now
Trouble let me be
Cold wet stone
Deep river bed
Once so clean and clear now runs red
You know to well
Was me that called you here
Trouble get behind me now
Trouble let me be
Oh sweet day
Leave me behind
I will never call on you
Until the day I die
Pray your mercy shine on me
Pray your mercy shine
Here I stand
Head bowed for thee
My empty heart begs you
Leave me be
But I confess
You know too well
That I have fallen
Pray your mercy give to me
Pray your mercy shine
Trouble ??
Trouble thee
Let your mercy shine
Cold wet stone
River deep and red
Your cold heart beats inside my head
You know too well
It was me that brought you here
Ohhh trouble get behind me now
Trouble let me be
I pray your mercy shine on me
Trouble let me be"
Hmmmmm....thats all i've got.
:end sidenote
11.17.2004
Who? What? Where? When? Why?
The strangest thing happened to me this morning...there was an image in my head, a memory, that I could not for the life of me place. It was like looking at a scene through a telescope, not a real telescope but the kind I used to make for myself as a kid out of empty cardboard toilet paper rolls. All I could see in my head was the profile of the guy I had been talking to and all I could remember was that I was so distracted by the pattern of hair on his jaw that I had no idea what he was saying. I couldn't recall the rest of his face, where we were when it happened, what his voice sounded like, when it had happened...nothing. It was just a completely disjointed piece of a memory that I couldn't place. That has never happened to me...why did it stick in my head so vividly? Why did it come back so randomly? After about 6 hours of going through my mind thinking of every guy I've talked to in the past few days and it that possibly could have been him I think I placed it but its still hard for me to connect the two memories...the mind is a strange thing.
Here's a few quotes to round out this random post...two of them have shaped my past few days and two of them just make me giggle. I'll leave it up to you to try to determine which is which....
"i went streaking on saturday night in nothing by pearl earrings, a pearl
necklace, and my running shoes. it was hott. just thought that you might
enjoy that tidbit about wearing pearls. have fun wearing pearls today!"
-former swell worker of the week (name withheld for his/her protection)
" As a former embryo myself, I feel qualified to speak on these issues."
- Fr. Tad on Embryonic stem cell research and abortion
"'my dear,' said the man, 'you cannot control the weather. the more bright and sunny days there are,
the closer you are to cold and dreary ones. it hurts when you think you are
missing the things that have keep you going, but it isnt your fault
princess. the weather has given you many beautiful things as well as the
garden and the flowers that you love so much. the sky will always be there
in beauty for you to observe. it surely feels the same way about you,
princess. you are loved.'"
-ben's waking up story
"For a dog to have two legs is to be missing something. For a humnan to have two legs is to be having everything it should."
-Dr. Kemp
:end sidenote
Here's a few quotes to round out this random post...two of them have shaped my past few days and two of them just make me giggle. I'll leave it up to you to try to determine which is which....
"i went streaking on saturday night in nothing by pearl earrings, a pearl
necklace, and my running shoes. it was hott. just thought that you might
enjoy that tidbit about wearing pearls. have fun wearing pearls today!"
-former swell worker of the week (name withheld for his/her protection)
" As a former embryo myself, I feel qualified to speak on these issues."
- Fr. Tad on Embryonic stem cell research and abortion
"'my dear,' said the man, 'you cannot control the weather. the more bright and sunny days there are,
the closer you are to cold and dreary ones. it hurts when you think you are
missing the things that have keep you going, but it isnt your fault
princess. the weather has given you many beautiful things as well as the
garden and the flowers that you love so much. the sky will always be there
in beauty for you to observe. it surely feels the same way about you,
princess. you are loved.'"
-ben's waking up story
"For a dog to have two legs is to be missing something. For a humnan to have two legs is to be having everything it should."
-Dr. Kemp
:end sidenote
10.21.2004
everything but me...
...that is what i feel like writing about. anything but me because nothing and yet so much has happened in the past two weeks since i wrote that i don't even want to go there. plus, my sister is home so i'm going to go to my home-home and see her so yea, i don't know how that is related to this but here we go! current quotes and convos defining my life.
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"Look it up on the MLA CD rome." ...my English professor.
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"I think Radka might have been a weight lifter in her last life. Oh Radka."
-a classmate about our math prof.
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"Our child will be named Sampson Kemp. Samson because its a cool name and Kemp because if it weren't for the back row of Professor Kemp's Philosophy 115 class the baby would not exist." Tim
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"Do you guys have a pet mouse because if you do it just ran out the back door."
-Justice and Peace Studies Prof.
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"You can google my noodle." Dr. C. Thompson
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"Today in the quad i heard some girl say: 'my parents told me that Santa was Jewish so i couldnt believe in him. omg..."
-Nate's profile
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Auto response from Caljen42 (11:33:27 PM): i need comfortable black strappy sandals for saturday...anyone got the hook-up?
PIraNhA280 (11:33:27 PM): I have a very cute pair you could borrow
NOT SO MUCH
Friend of Common Ground: Amanda, I love taking showers at Common Ground! I bathe there at least twice a week!
Amanda: Wow, haven't they fixed your shower yet?
Friend of Common Ground: Yeah, but Common Ground's shower, there's nothing like it!
Amanda: Was that your rubber ducky I saw in the tub?
-taken from an email by Ms. Amanda Osheim
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CrAzYkala03 (1:57:43 AM): i wish you were an x-ray machine.
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"Do not let lack of invitations get in the way of a drunken wedding. Did Columbus have an invitation to America? Did Lewis and Clark have an invitation to the Russian and Spanish lands? Did settlers have an invitation to destroy large Native American tribes? Did Bush have an invitation to Iraq? I think not. Sometimes people do things without invitations. Bottom line. Because of this some people may die. Some people may suffer. Some people may even be out a little more on an open-bar bill than they were expecting. But, these are all risks our American society is willing to take." Claire Violet Jenny Joseph ...go here to see the rest of the blog that i considered so amusing it made my blog...)
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Subject: Need someone to work bad
Hi everyone,
I have a big problem i just looked at the schedual today and i am to work
at 5pm but i really really can not work because I am going out tonight with
my girlfriend but cause this is the day we ahve picked as the start of our beutiful relationship and we want to celabrate
that occation. ( a long way of saying it is our Anniversery and see would
be mad if i did not take her out) So if anyone can that would be great
and please call me as soon as possable at 651-214-____ thanks once again
everyone that wants the hours. GM
-an email that made me shake my head and say "oh padelford."
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Caljen42 (2:14:35 AM): DO WE KNOW WHO THE HECK KNOWS? jeez. my life is turning into a mary shelley novel.
CrAzYkala03 (2:14:58 AM): oh, caley.
Caljen42 (2:15:22 AM): why read lodore when you have my life?
CrAzYkala03 (2:15:39 AM): so... do you think that's a legit excuse...
CrAzYkala03 (2:15:59 AM): "i know i didn't read, Dr. An... but i talked to caley for like an hour last night..."
Caljen42 (2:16:26 AM): yessss. perfect.
Caljen42 (2:16:33 AM): and since i live my life its even better for to not read.
CrAzYkala03 (2:16:43 AM): congrats.
CrAzYkala03 (2:16:50 AM): it's like you wrote Lodore
CrAzYkala03 (2:16:56 AM): you = mary shelley
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Snackbar47 (9:12:06 AM): Caley-bear!!!!!
Auto response from Caljen42 (9:12:07 AM): anyone know where i can get some patience?
Snackbar47 (9:12:07 AM): this font's for you!
Snackbar47 (9:13:05 AM): and yeah - I got no patience for ya
Snackbar47 (9:13:16 AM): but the Big Guy upstairs might be able to hook you up
Snackbar47 (9:13:29 AM): word on the street is He's got a whole stock-pile of the stuff!
Snackbar47 (9:14:14 AM): dang, this font is making me dizzy
Snackbar47 (9:14:29 AM): sowwy
Snackbar47 (9:14:34 AM): if I made you dizzy too
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ajmicek (2:04:55 AM): HOLY MUGHTA
ajmicek (2:04:59 AM): HMM, NOT A WORD
Caljen42 (2:05:08 AM): twice. i saw him twice.
ajmicek (2:05:09 AM): well when are the tw of you doing somethign
Caljen42 (2:05:12 AM): soon! he wants to hang out
ajmicek (2:06:02 AM): Good.,
ajmicek (2:06:03 AM): perfect. i knew it!
Caljen42 (2:06:22 AM): i feel good about this. i would like to be friends
ajmicek (2:06:31 AM): good
ajmicek (2:06:32 AM): as you are
ajmicek (2:06:33 AM): and wil lbe
ajmicek (2:07:28 AM): and yes it will be good
ajmicek (2:07:33 AM): angels will probably sing
Caljen42 (2:07:42 AM): angels? i dunno bout that
ajmicek (2:07:52 AM): oh yeah
ajmicek (2:08:00 AM): it's the offseason for the heavenly host/choir
ajmicek (2:08:39 AM): nevertheless...
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i wrote a pretty long blog considering it says nothing about what i've been doing, how i am, or anything of the sort. that takes talent. that is why i am an english major. see the connection? yesssss.
:end sidenote
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"Look it up on the MLA CD rome." ...my English professor.
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"I think Radka might have been a weight lifter in her last life. Oh Radka."
-a classmate about our math prof.
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"Our child will be named Sampson Kemp. Samson because its a cool name and Kemp because if it weren't for the back row of Professor Kemp's Philosophy 115 class the baby would not exist." Tim
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"Do you guys have a pet mouse because if you do it just ran out the back door."
-Justice and Peace Studies Prof.
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"You can google my noodle." Dr. C. Thompson
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"Today in the quad i heard some girl say: 'my parents told me that Santa was Jewish so i couldnt believe in him. omg..."
-Nate's profile
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Auto response from Caljen42 (11:33:27 PM): i need comfortable black strappy sandals for saturday...anyone got the hook-up?
PIraNhA280 (11:33:27 PM): I have a very cute pair you could borrow
NOT SO MUCH
Friend of Common Ground: Amanda, I love taking showers at Common Ground! I bathe there at least twice a week!
Amanda: Wow, haven't they fixed your shower yet?
Friend of Common Ground: Yeah, but Common Ground's shower, there's nothing like it!
Amanda: Was that your rubber ducky I saw in the tub?
-taken from an email by Ms. Amanda Osheim
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CrAzYkala03 (1:57:43 AM): i wish you were an x-ray machine.
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"Do not let lack of invitations get in the way of a drunken wedding. Did Columbus have an invitation to America? Did Lewis and Clark have an invitation to the Russian and Spanish lands? Did settlers have an invitation to destroy large Native American tribes? Did Bush have an invitation to Iraq? I think not. Sometimes people do things without invitations. Bottom line. Because of this some people may die. Some people may suffer. Some people may even be out a little more on an open-bar bill than they were expecting. But, these are all risks our American society is willing to take." Claire Violet Jenny Joseph ...go here to see the rest of the blog that i considered so amusing it made my blog...)
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Subject: Need someone to work bad
Hi everyone,
I have a big problem i just looked at the schedual today and i am to work
at 5pm but i really really can not work because I am going out tonight with
my girlfriend but cause this is the day we ahve picked as the start of our beutiful relationship and we want to celabrate
that occation. ( a long way of saying it is our Anniversery and see would
be mad if i did not take her out) So if anyone can that would be great
and please call me as soon as possable at 651-214-____ thanks once again
everyone that wants the hours. GM
-an email that made me shake my head and say "oh padelford."
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Caljen42 (2:14:35 AM): DO WE KNOW WHO THE HECK KNOWS? jeez. my life is turning into a mary shelley novel.
CrAzYkala03 (2:14:58 AM): oh, caley.
Caljen42 (2:15:22 AM): why read lodore when you have my life?
CrAzYkala03 (2:15:39 AM): so... do you think that's a legit excuse...
CrAzYkala03 (2:15:59 AM): "i know i didn't read, Dr. An... but i talked to caley for like an hour last night..."
Caljen42 (2:16:26 AM): yessss. perfect.
Caljen42 (2:16:33 AM): and since i live my life its even better for to not read.
CrAzYkala03 (2:16:43 AM): congrats.
CrAzYkala03 (2:16:50 AM): it's like you wrote Lodore
CrAzYkala03 (2:16:56 AM): you = mary shelley
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Snackbar47 (9:12:06 AM): Caley-bear!!!!!
Auto response from Caljen42 (9:12:07 AM): anyone know where i can get some patience?
Snackbar47 (9:12:07 AM): this font's for you!
Snackbar47 (9:13:05 AM): and yeah - I got no patience for ya
Snackbar47 (9:13:16 AM): but the Big Guy upstairs might be able to hook you up
Snackbar47 (9:13:29 AM): word on the street is He's got a whole stock-pile of the stuff!
Snackbar47 (9:14:14 AM): dang, this font is making me dizzy
Snackbar47 (9:14:29 AM): sowwy
Snackbar47 (9:14:34 AM): if I made you dizzy too
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ajmicek (2:04:55 AM): HOLY MUGHTA
ajmicek (2:04:59 AM): HMM, NOT A WORD
Caljen42 (2:05:08 AM): twice. i saw him twice.
ajmicek (2:05:09 AM): well when are the tw of you doing somethign
Caljen42 (2:05:12 AM): soon! he wants to hang out
ajmicek (2:06:02 AM): Good.,
ajmicek (2:06:03 AM): perfect. i knew it!
Caljen42 (2:06:22 AM): i feel good about this. i would like to be friends
ajmicek (2:06:31 AM): good
ajmicek (2:06:32 AM): as you are
ajmicek (2:06:33 AM): and wil lbe
ajmicek (2:07:28 AM): and yes it will be good
ajmicek (2:07:33 AM): angels will probably sing
Caljen42 (2:07:42 AM): angels? i dunno bout that
ajmicek (2:07:52 AM): oh yeah
ajmicek (2:08:00 AM): it's the offseason for the heavenly host/choir
ajmicek (2:08:39 AM): nevertheless...
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i wrote a pretty long blog considering it says nothing about what i've been doing, how i am, or anything of the sort. that takes talent. that is why i am an english major. see the connection? yesssss.
:end sidenote
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