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Showing posts with label Dear God. Show all posts

8.26.2008

Please don't rain, please don't rain Part II



Dear God,
Thank you. I just asked for no rain; the sunset was above and beyond.
Love,
Caley Jennifer

8.22.2008

Please don't rain, please don't rain

Dear God,
As you know, for my baby brother's birthday I bought Brad Paisley concert tickets at the State Fair Grandstand. I planned ahead, like really ahead, and bought them in December even though his birthday wasn't until May. So, the concert is today, August 22, 2008. WCCO tells me that there is a 43% chance of rain at 4, which is when we planned to head out to the Great Minnesota Get-together. Still 43% at 7:00 when the concert is supposed to start. This could be a problem, since the Grandstand is an outdoor venue. I was just wondering, being that you're God and all, if you could maybe decrease that chance of rain from 43% to lets say, zero percent? That would be wonderful. I would be deeply indebted to you, as would my leopard print umbrella who would then get to stay in my purse and rest instead of getting all wet protecting my little head.
Thanks a lot for considering my request. You're the best.
Love always,
Caley Jennifer
p.s. When I'm eating my cheese curds and drinking my beer I'll be sure to send a toast of appreciation your way.
p.p.s. The picture below is from last year at the Grandstand. Just thought you might need an example of the kind of night I'm requesting.

11.10.2005

Housekeeping on Facebook

So I decided it is time to delete some things that have been written on my facebook wall but some of them are so classic I feel they need to be preserved somewhere so here we go....finally utilizing this blog after how long? Yea...

Mykala wrote
at 12:34pm March 4th, 2005

THE BIG MAC IS MY FREAKIN' ADVISOR NOW!!! The following is a letter I wrote to God last night:

Dear God,
Please let the Big Mac still have a mullet.
Thank you,
Mykala
Nick wrote
at 3:04am March 5th, 2005

This is your long lost lover, sorry its been so long but better late than never. We might as well have been dating since we know so much about each other(including that which we wish we didnt know) but reguardless I want you to know that I am a better person for knowing you. You make me think about the actions i make in life and I love you so much for it and always will.
Lucas wrote
at 9:00pm March 9th, 2005

What up Caley...yeah, i have been hanging out with Oregon, Idaho, Utah, and Arizona quite a bit lately. Things are going well...and damn you seem pretty popular....atleast according to your wall messages...well, i'll be seeing ya around...i mean hell, we do share boarders.
- Nevada
Jordan wrote
at 3:38pm April 4th, 2005

i just needed to remind you: it is never appropriate to carwash an obie. the best advice is such that needs continual reminding. that's all... ~Jordan
Tony wrote
at 10:33am May 17th, 2005

i notice your quote says to kiss slowly.......kind of like im doing to your ear in that picture?? BOO YA
Alex Micek wrote
at 11:24pm September 19th, 2005

thank you for helping me meet my girlfriend!
later!

now they will be preserved for posterity. amen.
:end sidenote

2.28.2005

a lil letter

Dear God,
Lettie would like to go home. I would like a slushy from Dairy Queen. I don't feel that either of these requests are too big to honor. Please consider them. Thank you.
Love,
Caley Jennifer

I am sick. The doctor says I don't have mono, menengitis, influenza or strep. She says I'm just sick. Don't you think it is impressive that she went to school for how many years to be able to diagnose me as being sick?
Common Ground interviews for next year's residence are going on right now and I'm missing them. This makes me sad on the inside.
Collette and I are already planning for the weekend. Not sure if that is healthy or not considering it is only Monday but since the whole healthy thing is pretty much already shot to....
Sister called me Friday night in the middle of the night to have some sister talk and we still haven't connected again. I'm worried about her but at least I'll be out there in a month to get the DL in person.
Alright, bath time!
:end sidenote
 
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