Craftervention

Sticking with yesterday's introduction of Novemberesolutions, I'd like to introduce you to another little known word that I just made up:

Craftervention noun \ˈkraft tərˈvɛnʃən\
:care provided to improve a situation (especially medical procedures or applications that are intended to relieve illness or injury) for an individual who spends too much time creating articles (often sparkly in nature) fashioned with the hands

Signs that I may need a craftervention:

1. One morning I had to cut a piece of my hair off because I accidentally got superglue on it while making sparkly star hair pins out of a toilet paper roll and nailpolish.
2. On a Friday night, I declined an invitation to go get a drink because I was elbow deep in glitter for a craft project and getting it all off would've taken too much effort.
3. All of the Christmas presents I'm giving this year are going to be handmade from ideas I found on Pinterest.
4. I go to JoAnn Fabrics and Michael's so often that I could probably open a charge account there and their websites are bookmarked on my phone so I can quickly pull up their electronic weekly coupons. {Also, do you think that JoAnn and Michael were real people? If so, did they have a forbidden romance  la Romeo and Juliet since they are business competitors? Do you think Lifetime would buy the rights to that story if I wrote a script?}

My sister may or may not already be organizing a craftervention for me. I think she's torn because she likes getting all of the crap I make for her children, but is worried that I'm filling some kind of void in life with sequins and Martha Stewart craft supplies. She'll let you know when the date is set and the arrangements have been made.