A somewhat fictionalized account of an actual conversation
Me: I was supposed to have lunch with my dad today and he ditched me!
Him: That sucks
Me: And now I have nothing to eat and I am STAHHHHving
Him: Do you want to meet for a quick lunch?
Me: Really? Yeah! Where?
Him: Your bedroom.
Me: I was thinking more along the lines of an actual food establishment.
Him: Um, don't you have a kitchen?
Me: So, you're asking me out for a quickie at lunch, not a quick lunch.
Him: Weeelllll....
Me: I have to go, I just lost my appetite.
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I seriously hope this isn't someone at our office. SERIOUSLY.
If he wasn't such a lame ass I might think that was kind of cute.
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