My face hurts.

But I bet it's killing you! {Baa dum dum.} I'm in the midst of sinus infection #2 of the season and it's a doozy.

My face hurts and my teeth ache from the pressure but I've learned some valuable lessons about things that should be avoided when sneezing every 1-2 minutes:

1. Merging a car during rush hour {the whole not being able to keep your eyes open gets pesky.}
2. Walking on an icy sidewalk {trust me.}
3. Applying mascara {it's a miracle I'm not blind.}

Also, I'm seriously considering moving into my shower with a few boxes of Puffs plus lotion. Not sure how that relationship will work out but steam and kleenex are the only things that make it possible for me to breathe. It could end soggily...but I'm willing to risk it.

Note: I'm now finished whining. Back to regularly scheduled programming.