...that is what i feel like writing about. anything but me because nothing and yet so much has happened in the past two weeks since i wrote that i don't even want to go there. plus, my sister is home so i'm going to go to my home-home and see her so yea, i don't know how that is related to this but here we go! current quotes and convos defining my life.
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"Look it up on the MLA CD rome." ...my English professor.
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"I think Radka might have been a weight lifter in her last life. Oh Radka."
-a classmate about our math prof.
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"Our child will be named Sampson Kemp. Samson because its a cool name and Kemp because if it weren't for the back row of Professor Kemp's Philosophy 115 class the baby would not exist." Tim
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"Do you guys have a pet mouse because if you do it just ran out the back door."
-Justice and Peace Studies Prof.
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"You can google my noodle." Dr. C. Thompson
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"Today in the quad i heard some girl say: 'my parents told me that Santa was Jewish so i couldnt believe in him. omg..."
-Nate's profile
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Auto response from Caljen42 (11:33:27 PM): i need comfortable black strappy sandals for saturday...anyone got the hook-up?
PIraNhA280 (11:33:27 PM): I have a very cute pair you could borrow
NOT SO MUCH
Friend of Common Ground: Amanda, I love taking showers at Common Ground! I bathe there at least twice a week!
Amanda: Wow, haven't they fixed your shower yet?
Friend of Common Ground: Yeah, but Common Ground's shower, there's nothing like it!
Amanda: Was that your rubber ducky I saw in the tub?
-taken from an email by Ms. Amanda Osheim
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CrAzYkala03 (1:57:43 AM): i wish you were an x-ray machine.
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"Do not let lack of invitations get in the way of a drunken wedding. Did Columbus have an invitation to America? Did Lewis and Clark have an invitation to the Russian and Spanish lands? Did settlers have an invitation to destroy large Native American tribes? Did Bush have an invitation to Iraq? I think not. Sometimes people do things without invitations. Bottom line. Because of this some people may die. Some people may suffer. Some people may even be out a little more on an open-bar bill than they were expecting. But, these are all risks our American society is willing to take." Claire Violet Jenny Joseph ...go here to see the rest of the blog that i considered so amusing it made my blog...)
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Subject: Need someone to work bad
Hi everyone,
I have a big problem i just looked at the schedual today and i am to work
at 5pm but i really really can not work because I am going out tonight with
my girlfriend but cause this is the day we ahve picked as the start of our beutiful relationship and we want to celabrate
that occation. ( a long way of saying it is our Anniversery and see would
be mad if i did not take her out) So if anyone can that would be great
and please call me as soon as possable at 651-214-____ thanks once again
everyone that wants the hours. GM
-an email that made me shake my head and say "oh padelford."
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Caljen42 (2:14:35 AM): DO WE KNOW WHO THE HECK KNOWS? jeez. my life is turning into a mary shelley novel.
CrAzYkala03 (2:14:58 AM): oh, caley.
Caljen42 (2:15:22 AM): why read lodore when you have my life?
CrAzYkala03 (2:15:39 AM): so... do you think that's a legit excuse...
CrAzYkala03 (2:15:59 AM): "i know i didn't read, Dr. An... but i talked to caley for like an hour last night..."
Caljen42 (2:16:26 AM): yessss. perfect.
Caljen42 (2:16:33 AM): and since i live my life its even better for to not read.
CrAzYkala03 (2:16:43 AM): congrats.
CrAzYkala03 (2:16:50 AM): it's like you wrote Lodore
CrAzYkala03 (2:16:56 AM): you = mary shelley
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Snackbar47 (9:12:06 AM): Caley-bear!!!!!
Auto response from Caljen42 (9:12:07 AM): anyone know where i can get some patience?
Snackbar47 (9:12:07 AM): this font's for you!
Snackbar47 (9:13:05 AM): and yeah - I got no patience for ya
Snackbar47 (9:13:16 AM): but the Big Guy upstairs might be able to hook you up
Snackbar47 (9:13:29 AM): word on the street is He's got a whole stock-pile of the stuff!
Snackbar47 (9:14:14 AM): dang, this font is making me dizzy
Snackbar47 (9:14:29 AM): sowwy
Snackbar47 (9:14:34 AM): if I made you dizzy too
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ajmicek (2:04:55 AM): HOLY MUGHTA
ajmicek (2:04:59 AM): HMM, NOT A WORD
Caljen42 (2:05:08 AM): twice. i saw him twice.
ajmicek (2:05:09 AM): well when are the tw of you doing somethign
Caljen42 (2:05:12 AM): soon! he wants to hang out
ajmicek (2:06:02 AM): Good.,
ajmicek (2:06:03 AM): perfect. i knew it!
Caljen42 (2:06:22 AM): i feel good about this. i would like to be friends
ajmicek (2:06:31 AM): good
ajmicek (2:06:32 AM): as you are
ajmicek (2:06:33 AM): and wil lbe
ajmicek (2:07:28 AM): and yes it will be good
ajmicek (2:07:33 AM): angels will probably sing
Caljen42 (2:07:42 AM): angels? i dunno bout that
ajmicek (2:07:52 AM): oh yeah
ajmicek (2:08:00 AM): it's the offseason for the heavenly host/choir
ajmicek (2:08:39 AM): nevertheless...
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i wrote a pretty long blog considering it says nothing about what i've been doing, how i am, or anything of the sort. that takes talent. that is why i am an english major. see the connection? yesssss.
:end sidenote
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1 comments:
Welcome Back Caley! We missed you. It's nice to see an update from at least one person in your house. And boy if it isn't a big'un. I do indeed see the connection. That's why I don't have a blog.
MJI
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