Best prank ever (that never happened)

There is a lot of construction on campus right now. A lot. 

Which means, there are a lot of construction workers on campus right now. A lot.

Which means, there are a lot of biffys floating around campus right now. A lot

And when I say floating, I mean floating.

Is it wrong that I kind of hope there's someone in there? 

Because really: best.prank.ever.