Oh my darling, Clementine

"Hey, it's so good to see you! That pasta dish you brought tonight was so delicious."

"Thanks," he said, going in for a hug, "it's good to see you t----hey, are you wearing perfume?"

"Oh, uh," I scrambled to remember if I had spritzed any on before running out the door, "Yes," (I'm fairly certain that) "I am."

"What IS it? It smells SO delicious!"

"Bvlgari."

"Wow, seriously, delicious. Kind of citrusy but still..."

"Really? Because it's actually their rose version so I'm not sure...wait," I looked down at my hands. "Citrus? You do realize I'm peeling a clementine."

"Oh. Nevermind."

"Thanks."