Living with a boy is weird. Part II

Wednesday night I offered my brother a glass of wine. He said, "Sure, but only so you don't have to drink alone."

Last night he texted me and said I had better be home in time for The Office/Always Sunny/The League.
While we were watching the shows, I signed onto facebook and after a few minutes noticed a chat message that said, "U.smell."
I asked him, "When did you send that to me?"
"Uh, a loooong time ago."
"Really?"
"Yes, at 9:31."
"It's only 9:32."
"Exactly."

Living with a boy is weird.