Me: ok so this is super random but a spot on my ankle has been like, tingling, all day.
Sister: inside?
Me: kind of...on the skin too
Me: i want to itch it or ice or something, nothing makes it stooooop
Sister: may be someone has a voodoo doll of you
Me: omg YES that's the perfect explanation
Sister: I get these weird super scary pangs of pain in my brain and I'm always afraid it's a brain aneurysm but then I convince myself it's the voodoo dolls
I'm SURE there are lots our there of me!
Me: so voodoo dolls are less scary than brain aneurysms?
Sister: for me they are
Me: just trying to keep up with your logic. you know if you had a brain aneurysm you'd probably be dead before you hit the floor so you can rule that out when you have brain pains.
Me: that came out a little less comforting than i meant it to be...
Sister: lol! that made me laugh through my nose...like I did "pfffffffffffft
Me: oh. i just looked at my ankle. i have a bug bite.
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I'd like these conversations transcribed to a book or pamphlet or leaflet so that I can flip it open and just start reading whenever I need some insta-entertainment. Please n thanks.
Someone convinced a mosquito to bite your voodoo doll? Now that's just nefarious.
So funny... but who has the voodoo doll? LOL! I figure there's quite a few that would like to get their hands on the one connected to me!
Welcome to my world, Sara. We talk like this all. the. time. Ridiculousness...
Funny, Matt. REAL funny.
I have no idea who has it, Maggie! But I have two more bug bites on my ankle today. Dun dun dun (Welcome to blogging, by the way! I tried to leave a comment on your site but it didn't work. Hmm...)
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