Yet another awkward exchange in the fully mirrored elevators at work, this time featuring Awkward Elevator Guy (AEG) and me.
AEG: Is that coat you're wearing a raincoat?
AEG: Is that coat you're wearing a raincoat?
Me: No.
Me: Why, is it raining?
AEG: I don't know.
AEG: But it's supposed to rain tomorrow.
Me: Well, then I'll wear my raincoat tomorrow.
AEG: That makes sense.
AEG: You're smart.
Me: Thanks...
AEG: Have a good evening!
AEG: Stay dry.
AEG: If it's raining...
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AEG could have come up with much worse EPLs (elevator pick up lines) than that! Awkward can be endearing...
awwww... he has a CRUSH on you!!!
Is that a raincoat you're wearing or are you happy to see me?
Was he cute? ;)
Omg, you guys are cracking me up...I totally didn't even think about the fact he might have been hitting on me. I just thought he was awkward!
One thing about our fully mirrored elevators though...you can always see when someone is checking you out. Not smooth, guys, not smooth.
"I totally didn't even think about the fact he might be hitting on me," she says.
I think your naivety makes YOU awkward! And yet...it's a little endearing. ;)
Are you serious? I thought the point of the post was about how poorly he was hitting on you! Boy, your elevator rides are never going to be the same now, are the?
So now that it's painfully obvious to everyone that AEG wouldn't mind seeing a little bit more of Cal, what's your game plan? Flirt back? Pass him your number? Take the stairs?
I kind of like AEG - this totally sounds like something I would have said 5 years ago to a pretty woman in an elevator.
I'm on the 5th floor...that's a lot of stairs.
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