"Look! Look! Look! I went hunting! Look what I caught for you!"
"Ebbs, that's a toy. It has never been alive. You can't hunt toys."
"But...but...I did! And I caught it! I got it just for you..."
"Thank you, sweetheart, but you do know that I'm the one who bought it in the first place, right? You're really just regifting it."
"You don't appreciate anything I do for you."
"I'm sorry. I love it. Thank you."
"Too late. I'm over it."
*Disclaimer: I'm actually quite grateful when the scamp drags things to me, even when she drops them on my face in the middle of the night.
1 comments:
this for real made me lol! I could definitely see the looks in her eye...she was saying those things.
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