Alarm clock up for grabs!

Need a foolproof alarm clock? One that will make certain you're up on time or even before you're scheduled to be awake?

I have one you can borrow.

It's about 6 lbs and can be installed next to your head on the pillow.

There are several alarm settings: cold nose on your eyelids, paws kneading on your cheeks, or (my personal favorite) having small shiny mental objects dropped on your face. The best feature is that there is NO SNOOZE BUTTON! That's right! The alarm will not stop until you not only wake up but actually get out of bed.

Actually, now that I look again I think I'll keep mine. It's pretty cute and works with my decor. 

Unfortunately these special little wake-er-up-ers aren't on sale at Target so if you'd like to get your own there are plenty waiting to be put to use at your local humane society or if you're in the Twin Cities check out Secondhand Hounds. They come in other colors, too. I got lucky with my model--it has black fur to stick on my white clothes and white fur that shows up great on my black clothes.