From the desk of Toto

Toto's Shopping List
Me: Studded collar
Dorothy: Purse to match shoes.
Tinman: Lube job
Scarecrow: Hooked on Phonics
Lion: Flea Collar
Glinda: Glitter hairspray
Wicked Witch: Prozac


Maybe he should pick up a GPS for the flying monkeys while he's out. The wicked witch might need a mop, too, not to give away the end of the movie. I'm not sayin, I'm just sayin...

Taken from a notepad for sale at: Merchant of Oz
Photo from Google Images