Elliptical romance

A text convo with Sister
Me 4:54pm So you have to sign up for machines at my gym and i always have to kick someone off who has gone over time. I feel bad doing it!
Sister 4:58 Don't! your time is just as valuable as theirs...they can sign up and wait just like you did
5:05pm But he was cute!
5:05pm Ha! Now he's seen you for sure!
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Me 5:31 OMG he just came back and apologized for the mix up! I think he loves me.
Sister 5:31 Seeee! haha
5:32 Right? I mean he pretty much asked me to have his babies
5:33 Thats usually what that means. I hope you're ready for that kind of commitment this soon in your relationship
5:35 Well, I did make sex eyes at him. I need to accept the consequences of unprotected sex: pregnancy. And him falling in love with me.
5:38 You're cracking my old ass up!!
5:39 Omg sister...how am i going to tell mom and dad? I could claim it was an act of God...
5:40 Immaculate conception. They already think you might be that pure! Haha!
5:42 Every child is a miracle so I wouldn't really be lying about it being God's will.
5:42 HAhahahah!ha!
5:43 Plus, lying is a sin. Eye sex is not. The end.
5:44 The word of the Lord.
5:46 Amen sistah. Amen.

(photo of my rec center from google images and here)