me: i smell like chinese food.
friend: on purpose?
me: yeah its a new perfume i'm trying out. my bvlgari was just too normal so i thought i'd dabble in asian cuisine
friend: well, find a guy to give some feedback
friend: maybe he'll say "mmm, you're making me drool for all the wrong reasons"
me: i'd be afraid he would get confused by the smell and try to tip me
me: not like that would be degrading or anything
friend: well, he might use chopsticks, at least
me: how polite!
friend: we at least need a name for your new fragrance
me: eau de schzechuan?
friend: Take Out Empress
friend: oooh, better--Schezchuan Concubine
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I'm a big fan of Chinese food. I think it's a winner!
I love chinese food, im craving roast duck..argh.
I'm a fan of the Take out Temptress
Why am I not having Chineee for lunch????
And I thought that this was about the water from a dam causing an earthquake in china...
JMW
Hi there-be careful he's not a cannibal, no more Cal, LOL!
Not going to lie...writing this made me have to go out for Chinese food again. And it was delicious.
hahah cute... have you read about the burger king flame cologne for men. one of my fav is bulgari too!
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