Kitty Alarm

3:07am
Cat walks across human's face.
Human pushes cat away.
3:12am
Cat puts cold nose on human's forehead.
Human pushes cat away (tiny expletive sneaks out).
3:43am
Cat starts knocking anything not nailed down off of dressers onto floor.
Human turns on light and gives evil glare.
Cat responds with profound purring all over human's face.
3:45am
Human gets up, pours fresh food and water for cat.
Cat ignores both.
3:50am
Human puts hand on bed to crawl back in and feels ickiness.
Cat had puked in human's warm bed spot.
3:55am
Human strips bed, gives pukey cat plenty of attention, and tries to go back to sleep.
4:30am
Cat walks across human's face.
Human pushes cat away...
...and so it goes, until human's actual alarm goes off at 6:30.

This comic, courtesy of Mentor Pam, gives you a visual, in case you were having a hard time picturing these early morning happenings at The Stanford House.