Jenny Rose from Tulsa, Oklahoma

We have confirmation, folks. Jenny Rose from Tulsa, Oklahoma is NOT a freshman. It isn't like Nikki, Collette or I have anything against freshman. On the contrary, Collette and I were freshman orientation leaders once. We ate slept breathed freshman. None of us just really want to live with freshman. Heck, I couldn't even live with freshman when I was a freshman, if we all remember that room juggling circus. Anyway, Jenny is going to be a junior even though she would have been a senior at Oklahoma State. English major...waitresses in Tulsa...works at a dry cleaners...went to UST freshman year...things are looking good. She has no family in the area which actually makes my mom ecstatic because I now have two out of state roommates for her to mother. Who knows who is bringing what...we plan on doing inventory and then making a massive Ikea run before classes start. Mmmm....Ikea.
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