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1.03.2005

i'm ick

Which is like sick, but slightly different...I'm just not sure how.
Riddle:
What do you do when you are freezing cold but can't run a bath hot enough to warm you up because your body temp is so high everything just feels lukewarm?
(sidenote: this is not the answer :end sidenote)
If you know me then you probably know I'm a freeze baby (or snow princess or ice queen, whatever works for you) to an extreme and from November through May I am cold. There is actually a reason for this: I have an abnormally low body temp. Yes, while the rest of you sit at a sweltering 98.5 degrees F I am forever shivering at about 97.5...a full degree colder. This may not seem like much but how warm do you feel when you have a 99.5 degree temp? That is how much colder I always feel. In addition, when I am sick, a 99.5 temp for me is like a 100.5 for you. This is why I am miserable at my current 101.5 degrees.
Had enough of my whining? Sorry, though I don't really see it as whining. I see it as highly sophisticated medical reasoning so booya.
I got a letter from the president today. Out of the five people who have seen it thus far none of us can quite tell if it is hand written or not. Why did he write me a letter? No flipping clue. What did it say? I'm not telling! (sidenote: if you know, don't tell or i'll have to...well, you know the drill :end sidenote) Ah the mystery, the intrigue (which i can't spell).
Class tomorrow.
Grocery shopped today. I'm the worst bagger known to man...fyi.
:end sidenote

1 comments:

jordy154 said...

caley!!!!!!!! i got a letter from the president of the United States of Americal last week...i too was unable to decifer if it was real or hand-written. turns out, if you look closely at the "small print" there is some faint lettering that reads something like: "the taxpayers' money was not used for this" and underneath it said like "bush-cheney '04 something-or=other coalition or whatever, inc." that is what happened...let me know how yours turns out...(maybe your was real!?)

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